If only I could wear 2 at the same time.
Nothing screams “wear me” like a pair of Smith Squad XL Goggles. I was unpacking all my wonderful stuff like a gremlin on Christmas in my undies and they called to me like the green goblin mask. I put these on and realised the crushing reality that I couldn’t wear 2 at the same time. Im not allowed to buy another set says the boss; which is unreasonable because I could easily afford like 5 more.
These things are beast because I looked at my lily-white legs and didnt need to squint.
Not only that! They come with a night time lens so that I can go get a cup of water in the night without sending my pinky toe off screen like the ending scene in fast and furious 7. I feel fearless enough to run around the house at night now!






